Male shrinofus

Shrinofus, while starting out as a "she's one of us" reference, is by no means limited to the female gender. In fact, Paula is actively searching for a man who can be shrinofus. (I'm taken and while he's not technically shrinofus, I'm used to him).

She has bravely reentered the dating scene, but has yet to find that perfect combination of wit, intelligence, attraction, and tolerance of gambling. As her best friend, I have refrained from attempting the "fix up". A bad fix-up could impair a friendship and I'm not willing to risk it. Besides, everyone else she know insists on pushing men at her - with varying degrees of luck. So---this is my one and only foray into matchmaking (pretty feeble, huh). If there is a male shrinofus out there, comment away.